My new wife has an excellent sense of humor, particularly when she's tired and has just eaten sugar.  

Last night, she started out by running around the house, raucously singing love songs to a hair brush whilst flipping her beautiful black hair better than any Beyoncé impressionist.  The second part of the act was to grab onto any object that was screwed down and awkwardly twerk between and during aforementioned singing and hair flipping.

The finale occured while we both were brushing her teeth.   

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If you buy a beef from the same farmer, at the same time, eating the same feed, the same breed, every year, you should get beef that tastes exactly the same, right?

Not necessarily.   It's probably giving the cows a little too much credit, but they all behave a little differently, and any number of factors can affect how your cut of meat or hamburger tastes.   

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